Gazing at my laptop, stalking the blue
light emitted from the glazed black keys; I wondered if my laptop could ever verbally
talk to me, maybe this is how the conversation would be...
MAC: Just because my dad (who strangely
chose his name to be that of a fruit) boasts about my processing speed
& fancy OS, you can’t be dumping files into me. Just cause you can’t
memorise them, you can’t expect me to remember everything for you.
Me: There aren’t too many actually....
MAC <scoffing laughter>: Not
too many at all! Just that folder of your silly pictures with that friend who
dislikes my community, that fat aunt who can’t adopt anyone from my community
(apparently we are complicated!), that weird tree picture (dude, trees don’t
even care a damn about my community).
Me: C’mon, just because you store pictures
of people who don’t like your kind, it doesn’t mean you act so offended...
MAC: It isn’t just this. Why would you let
fat fingers touch me? I too have self-respect.Where have your morals..
Me: ...Whoa.. hold on... err... fat
fingers? Who is that?
MAC: Sometimes you find me too complicated &
ask people with fat fingers to help you out. They can’t just touch me. I know I’m
highly sexy compared to Windows (that name itself is such a turn off). But it
doesn’t mean everyone gets to touch me... even if they want to!!!
Me: Alright, relax dude... you seem to be
quite ..
MAC: Relax? You’re the one who doesn’t let
me turn my lights off. Either you constantly type on me. It’s like I’m
getting hammered in the stomach. Then you ask me to download films. Why can’t
you just watch them on TV?
ME: Well, you got a sexy screen :P
MAC: <blushes> Umm...
ME: By the way, I think I need to really
tell you that your community is damn good at selling.
MAC: Oh yes, we just replace square looking
buttons with circular buttons & sell it in the form of ‘new’, ‘kickass’
updates... Oops.. I hope no one heard me. We are a loud spoken... need to
change that habit.
MAC: <continues> But we changed that
strategy. Our father saw the love your kind was giving his kids. So he put in a
really cool, genuine feature in my little brother, the phone’s iOS 7.1.1.
ME: <rushes to get the update>
MAC <whispers> It’s easy to fool this
kind.
ME: <whispers> I still love your
kind.
